Monday, October 12, 2009

NASCAR, behind the smoke.

Announcer: Welcome to another edition of “NASCAR… Behind the smoke”. Jimmy Johnson is with us. (applause)

A bright light is shown and effectively Jimmy Johnson is at the Microphone. Without losing time the announcer start the show.

Announcer: Jimmy, How you feel now that you are leading the pack?

Jimmy: I know this was going to happens.

Announcer: You knew?

Jimmy: Yeah. It happens last year and the year before.

Announcer: But last year Mark Martin wasn’t ready…

Jimmy: What make you think he is ready now?

Announcer: Four wins and a lot of experience!

Jimmy: Just because the guy is old? Come on. In that case I will be scare if Mario Andretti signs for Theresa Earnhardt.

Announcer: Are you telling us that you do not believe that Juan Pablo Montoya is for real?

Jimmy: Ja ja ja ja ja! The guy has not idea how to win at NASCAR.

Announcer: he won in Sonoma once, remember?

Jimmy: His team make a mistake. When they do everything right, they got a second place.

Announcer: Come on Jimmy. JPM is the only driver in the chase capable of finish in the best five every race!!!

Jimmy: Yeah! And he is 100 points back!

Announcer: Only 58 points really!

Jimmy: I am counting Charlotte already.

Announcer: whatever. What do you think about Gordon?

Jimmy: Who?

Announcer: Number 24 you know!

Jimmy: When was the last time he won?

Announcer: I understand… so, Montoya is not the real deal?

Jimmy: He is good, it is just that he needs experience.

Announcer: But Mark Martin has experience and you call him “old man” !!!

Jimmy: Well. Montoya is too Young to win the chase.

Announcer: when is he going to be ready?

Jimmy: I do not know… in 15 years?